Howdy Folks, Sorry I’ve been away for so long. Will you forgive me? It’s been a pretty hectic several months, details I don’t want to write here. My other website at http://myfavoriteson.wordpress.com/ can hopefully explain why I’ve been so busy, and what the future holds. Thanks for your patience. Sincerely, Yolanda Baker Continue reading »
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Swollen Federal Deficit Demands Medication
WASHINGTON – Breaking its months-long silence, the swollen, bruised Federal Deficit is demanding medication for its current condition. Speaking to reporters in a cramped semi-private hospital room in D.C., the Federal Deficit, also known as F.D., complained loudly about its treatment in the debates around the fiscal cliff issue, laying underneath a stained bed sheet. … Continue reading »
Father Time Delays 2013 Due to Fiscal Cliff
In a stunning move, Father Time has delayed passage of the year 2012 into 2013, and is asking for a three month extension. “The fiscal cliff has weighed heavy on my mind, and …” Father Time paused, wincing in pain from his creaking old bones. “and I feel that it would not be in the … Continue reading »
Hope you liked the previous fake news
Hello all, I hope you enjoyed the fascinating fake news about the GOP Hobbit Senators. Remember, all this is fake, but if you decided to learn a little more about the fiscal cliff, good for you! Here are some more resources about the fiscal cliff: Kaiser Health News has an article on how the fiscal … Continue reading »
Stephen Colbert Running as GOP Hobbit Senator
After feeling the sting of rejection of running for the U.S. Senate seat of South Carolina, Stephen Colbert is now running for U.S. Senate representing The Shire. Colbert, the human master of news parody, announced his intentions of running at the Rivendell Hall of Records and Secrets That Shall Not Be Named. Rumors swirled about … Continue reading »
GOP Hobbit Senator’s Birth Certificate Fake; Hamilton Resigns
For the first time in the history of the United States and The Shire, a congressman has been caught falsifying his birth certificate. In a hastily prepared conference this morning at the shores of The Gulf of Lune, GOP Hobbit Senator Dane Hamilton confessed to altering his certificate of birth to reflect that he was … Continue reading »
Hobbit Senator Releases Birth Certificate – Critics Claim a Fake
December 10, 2012 After days of stalling, the office of GOP Hobbit Senator Dane Hamilton released his medium-form birth certificate. The document showed what investigators have claimed but birthers and Donald Trump demanded to see: Senator Hamilton was born in the Tighfield Community Hospital South Farthing, The Shire, Middle-Earth, August 4 in the year of … Continue reading »
